Skinny Jeans and the Horrible Mullet
I am a retro kid & so the recurrence of the 80's so-called fashion sense is both familiar and appalling. Truly. I never liked the mullet do' it's so...uhmm ( scratch head ) lame and gay ! it was okay in the 80's but not today although some twit probably think it's cool.
Skinny jeans? definitely just for the size 6 and below, it's quite obvious isn't it ? S-K-I-N-N-Y ??? if you are a size 14 like me ( i know, i know...i love chocolate ) it's a no-no, cause our six packs will show- not the one on the abs but our six pack love handles ( chuckle...).
Nothin' to it, dahling...i lurve my curves !
Anyway, what's up with those arabic scarves ? you know, the one's that journalists on CNN wear? whateva you call em. They look cool to a point but when you go out to town & 70% of the people wear em- it's creepy!!!! it triggers my paranoia, I feel like something's gonna blow up, somewhere ! i feel like running for cover...have mercy!
I mean, trends are okay but not all the time & don't get me wrong BUT it doesn't fit everyone, people ! i saw this 40+ year old lady wearing a thigh high baggy dress and grey tights plus a longline cardi- uh, uhmmm. Nope, it won't work. Definitely an eye sore.
Anyway, as for moi' and all my curves, I'd stick to my 'safe & boring' fashion style- black dress, knee high boots and a red beady necklace. Cute.
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